JAZZMINE STOP WATCHING THE VOICE AND FINISH YOUR GODDAMN PAPER HOLY SHIT IT’S DUE IN AN HOUR YOU SUCK SO MUCH

The best thing about my work is that it has completely validated my life choices.

I didn’t want to go into nursing, and working in a medical facility has shown me that there’s no way I could ever survive/enjoy anything related to medicine.

I didn’t want to go into business and look at what my boss gave me! Spreadsheets and expense reports! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!

To conclude. I can’t wait until I can get the fuck out of here.

Omg I’m hella paranoid rn. My boss is going to call me in a few minutes but idk what for??? Like I haven’t done anything bad at work but he can be kind of intimidating so idk he freaks me out. He’s fuckin’ tall and he has this weird deep as shit voice. Ugh…. I hate talking to phones.

OKAY SO MY PROFESSOR REALLY HATES LATE SUBMISSIONS AND SHE’S TOLD US SEVERAL TIMES THAT SHE WON’T ACCEPT ANYTHING THAT’S LATE AT ALL WHATSOEVER AND THE LIBRARY WIFI CUT OUT ON ME AS I WAS ABOUT TO SUBMIT MY PAPER AND THEN IT TOOK FOREVER TO RELOAD AND NOW I’M FREAKING OUT BECAUSE IF SHE DOESN’T ACCEPT THIS PAPER THEN I’M AUTOMATICALLY DOWN A LETTER GRADE DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND WHAT’S HAPPENING HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I DOOOO?

AND I EMAILED HER ON MY PHONE WHEN IT BECAME APPARENT THAT THE WIFI WASN’T GOING TO WORK AND I TRIED TO EXPLAIN IT TO HER BUT WHAT IF SHE THINKS I’M LYING OMG AS IF THIS CLASS ISN’T HARD ENOUGH!!!!!!

excuse me i’m going to go drown my sorrows in milk tea and pasta.

Gee, way to go Jazz. You’ve got a test and two essays due tomorrow. You haven’t studied and you’ve barely started writing. Gr9 A+++ for being an asshole.

I’M SO NERVOUS I THINK I’M GONNA PUKE OMG

I’m really unprepared for my presentation tomorrow. We’ll see how this goes. I don’t want my overall good mood from today get dashed. I don’t like dashing.

Just spent an hour making a rough outline for the first six chapters of my First War era Harry Potter/Avengers AU. The First War era Harry Potter/Avengers AU that I swore wouldn’t happen BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY HAVE NO TIME IN WHICH TO WRITE IT BUT GODDAMN IT WOULD BE SO SEXY IF I COULD DO IT.

Ugh, tumblr needs to fix it’s messed up replies.

butwordsarewind said: Marxist theory is… it’s not actually the *worst*, but it’s pretty awful.

It’s pretty bad, yeah. I mean, we’re using it in terms of literature analysis and while looking at things through the lens of economic and social inequality is fun, the articles themselves are super dull and put me to sleep on a normal day.

jovysaurus said: you da bestest ;) this made me laugh so hard you don’t even know! You my fav kid! How many beers you have like 1? Lmfao

For your information Jovita I actually had… carry the 4… a quarter of a bottle. So… There’s that. Jesus, I must be getting feeble in my old age.

Note to self: Don’t drink beer while attempting to read Marxist theory. Not only will you be super confused (and let’s face it, bored) but you’ll also fall asleep on your textbook and wake up three hours later craving chicken wings and have nothing done. In other words, just a normal Tuesday night.