When I got this job I was totally prepared to Pepper Potts my way through it but I think I would prefer a philandering drunken genius over a really grumpy forgetful old man.
Presentations are my worst nightmare.
Hi, I’m Jazzmine and I waited to start my presentation until the night before it’s due because I’m a fucking idiot.
UGH MY CAR’S BATTERY DIED AND I HAVE TO REPLACE IT BUT I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND NOW I HAVE TO TAKE THE TRAIN HOME FOR THANKSGIVING OMG I’M RAGINGGGGGG. This stupid fucking car is more trouble than it’s worth I s2g.
UGH I DON’T KNOW HOW MY INTERVIEW WENT AND NOW I’M ALL FREAKED OUT THAT I MESSED UP. I HATE PHONE INTERVIEWS.
Phone interview with Apple rep commencing in T-minus 6 minutes. Wish me luck everyone! I really want this internship!!!
GUESS WHO GOT A PHONE INTERVIEW WITH APPLE ME I DID IT WAS ME HOLY SHIT
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
So I spell my name Jazzmine, yeah, and I’m American. When I lived in Ireland I would have to spell my name out for the postman whenever I got a care package from home to ~*prove my identity*~ or some shit and I learned real quick that if you don’t say "zed" they think you’re saying "cee"and that really messed me up for a bit. People thought I couldn’t even spell my own name.