This was magical.
If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.
Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.
iwillburntheheartrightoutofyou:
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT ONE!

As we fight for our freedom in ep 10 of @spartacus_starz, we remember the champion that started our journey. We miss you, Andy Whitfield. (x)
I JUST CAN’T WITH THESE TWO OH MY GOD
Let’s take a look at a few of my favs so far;
Sassy Waterstones worker, I love you,
And well this is true:
Sometimes I do worry about their psyche though:
They make up cool new words;
They’re a sassy little shit.
And best of all, the Holden debacle;
And one more for good luck: